Someone get that animal a pension and a very boring field.
A pension, a field, and absolutely nobody allowed to sit on him 😭
2That horse did the math before the speech was even over.
You can see the exact second it decided to fake a limp.
16What gets me is the animals are the only ones in that whole charge working off accurate information. Every person out there has some reason to talk themselves into the odds. The horse has never once needed to.
Honestly this is why the quiet stretch before a charge hits me harder than the charge does. Nobody down there believes the plan either, they just have a face for it.
1Nobody brings up that the horses are the only ones in that formation nobody asked.
Formal request to transfer to the interior. Reason: the man giving that speech has never once looked at me.
9Request denied. You are filed under equipment, not personnel.
10equipment does not have a pulse, sir
13Noted. The pulse has been reassigned to the front line.
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